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03/22/2022 || Revised: 03/26/2022

  1. These terms and conditions exist because of the bitch-and-moan society in which we live. They are deliberately skewed to benefit the owner of the website. These terms and conditions are binding, in perpetuity, throughout the known and yet-to-be-discovered universe. By using this website, you affirm that you understand and agree with these terms and conditions. If you disagree with these terms and conditions, leave now and forever be gone.
  2. As the owner of this website, I duly declare that this website is about me, me, me, and what I want.
  3. “The customer is always right” is the biggest crock of crap in the history of crap – and crocks.
  4. I forbid you from flirting with and hooking up with other users of this site. If you ignore my forbiddance, hook up with a psycho, and end up dead in a ditch, that will be your fault. Your family will try to sue me, and these terms and conditions will be Exhibit A. I will look the judge dead in the eye and say, “I done told them, your owner. I done told them not to damn do it, but they done damn did it anyway, now, they’s dead.” I will win the case and the counter lawsuit I will have filed; one heck of a giant middle finger over your dead self, huh?
  5. Any and/or all content on GreatSentences.com may be deleted at any time without warning or explanation to anyone.
  6. Sentences submitted to GreatSentences.com may or may not be published by GreatSentences.com on this or any other site.
  7. GreatSentences.com may or may not publish submissions on GreatSentences.com or elsewhere, solely at the discretion of GreatSentences.com
  8. Responses to messages sent to GreatSentences.com will be made promptly but will not take precedence over the following:
    1. Mindless zombie-like scrolling on the internet.
    2. Pre-naps, naps, and post-naps.
    3. Sleep. This should not be confused with pre-naps, naps, or post-naps.
    4. Staring at the wall.
    5. Staring at the ceiling.
  9. If you ask me for relationship advice, you do so at your peril.
  10. This concludes the current list of terms and conditions. They will be amended as warranted, based on the behavior of the internet’s entitled pricks. Enjoy.

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